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In Thailand, yellow is officially a slimming color — by decree of the new King and the military government. In Pakistan, the Japanese are making pink buses for women (really). In Egypt, the regime of wannabe autocrat Fattah El-Sisi has ordered that the country’s famous soap operas be more boring during Ramadan — because there’s nothing like watching a TV show about a kindly police officer who helps an old lady cross the street after a long day of fasting.

Back home in the good old US of A, Trump says he’s going to “look into” why his Nazi besties have gotten kicked off of Twitter and Facebook. It’s like the old philosophical question: who censors the censors? Who trumps the Trump? Who oompas the Oompa-Loompas?

Trump, a veritable AJ Liebling for the twenty-first century, is here to serve as a keen and quick-witted watchdog of the many follies of the press. As well as an indefatigable defender of the First Amendment right to countersue the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker after you’ve refused to pay them for their services.

In non-sociopath news, we learn that the legendary Congresswoman and ToM favorite Shirley Chisholm will soon be honored with a monumental piece of art in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park. So humankind as a species is not a total wash, I suppose.

This week we have many excellent stories to take your mind off the Anthropocene Blues:

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