White men — what are they thinking? What do they think about what they think? Is it good to write thinkpieces on thinking about how white men think?
Paul Simon was asked to say a few words during a concert back in 1973. His response? “Let’s […]
An increasingly stupid world takes solace in Liz Phair, Quixotic cheese, pink buses, and beaver emojis in this week’s round-up.
It’s been a slow news week here in Batavia, Ohio, the taint of America. Apparently the Mueller report (kind of, sort of) came out, and liberals everywhere achieved an unbelievable tantric orgasm nearly two years in the making.
What a week. America saw two great injustices visited on the undeserving among us: Mexican businessman Joaquín “El Chapo” […]
What a difference five weeks of pointless, mind-numbing misery, humiliation, and dysfunction makes, huh? Our big wet president […]
It’s 2019, kids. There’s something in the air. What is that smell? Lemon balm? Hope? Silica particles from […]
We know you have been waiting on pins and needles to find out who ToM’s Person of the […]